There are a lot of guides out there on winning a fist fight, and most of them aren’t that useful. In my experience they’re either too vague, or spend half the time convincing you NOT to get in a fight, which is good advice in general, but that’s not why we are reading the guide, am I right?
Most people get in a fight at some point in their life whether they want to or not, and it’s better to be prepared for how things really go down. This guide will assume that you are fighting one person. If you are fighting more than one person you are pretty much screwed unless you are either armed, or SIGNIFICANTLY more powerful and trained than they are. If you are fighting a small group of two or three it is possible, though extremely unlikely that you could come out ahead. We will go over that later.
Mandatory Disclaimer: This guide is for regular dudes fighting regular dudes. If you or your opponent is a trained fighter, the strategies of course will change. If you think of anything I’ve left out, or you want to disagree with something in this article, feel free to comment below.
The Basics:
1. Know when the fight is going to happen.
Most fights start with a sucker punch (and I use that term loosely). If you’re in someone’s face or someone is in your face, assume that you will be hit without warning at any time. The punch will not always come from the guy you’re trying to fight. In fact, a lot of the time you’ll get blindsided by the dude’s friend. This gets into a multiple person fight scenario and is out of the scope of this guide, but bottom line, try to have as many people with you as possible and keep an eye on whoever is within swinging distance of you. Many times you can see these sucker-puncher guys puffing themselves up in the background out of the limelight, so make sure they don’t move in to try and make a quick hero out of themselves.
2. Always get the first hit.
If you know the fight is going to happen, don’t waste time. Punch them in the face as hard as you can, with as little warning as possible. It may seem like a contradiction to what I said in Number 1, but a punch to someone who is in your face and clearly willing to fight is not a sucker punch. A sucker-punch is usually a term used by the loser of the fight to justify an ass beating.
Win the fight first, and take any heat for unfair fighting later. Remember, no one is going to remember that you got beat by a guy who fought unfairly, they’ll just remember you got your ass beat.
3. Make your first hit count.
Many times guys will start the fight with a hard shove. This is a mistake. Shoving the other guy just lets him know that you are down to fight but aren’t ready to go full force. If someone shoves you, come back with the hardest hit you can muster straight to their nose or jaw. A side note, don’t leave yourself too open with this first punch. If you are shoved back out of arm reach, don’t make it too obvious you are coming back in for a punch.
The key is to catch him by surprise and start the fight on your terms. I usually try to go with a hard punch to the nose first. If you’ve ever been punched in the nose you know it sucks. The nose is easy to break and causes your eyes to water like crazy. If you do damage to the opponents nose, the fight will either be over, or he’ll be at a psychological and physical disadvantage from the start.
Another good place to hit is the jaw. A good punch to the jaw is extremely jarring and can result in a broken jaw or even a KO, though this is hard to do. If you aim for the jaw, aim for the middle. Too high and you will hit mostly the cheekbone (not that effective), too low and you will mostly just slide off (also not that effective). Try to catch them with their mouth open. This will do the most damage.
Punches to the neck or the temple can result in a KO as well, as they are extremely sensitive areas. However they are often hard to hit and you run the chance of actually killing someone if you do enough damage in that area. If your choices are win the fight or die, then do what you need to do, poke their eyes out while you’re at it. However, for most of you, the goal is to beat ass, not kill, so I wouldn’t suggest trying to aim for the neck or temple if you have the option.
3. Hit as hard as you can.
This may seem obvious, but sometimes in fights I see people doing these lame little half-assed punches. It’s better to get one fight-ending punch than 20 worthless jabs. Even if you’re a boxer trained to jab to soften up your opponent I wouldn’t do it. Fights don’t have rounds and crazy shit can happen at any time.
Do as much damage as quickly as you can. You want the fight over as fast as possible.
Set up and punch through your hips. Try to get as much of your body behind it as possible. It helps to punch a heavy bag to get the feeling if you’ve never punched something hard. A punch’s power doesn’t come from your arm, it comes from the weight of your body pushing through the small point of your fist.
Keep your wrist straight, your fist clenched tight, (knuckle on the outside) and try to connect with the first two knuckles closest to your thumb at the top. If you hold your hand out to the side, with a straight wrist you can draw a straight line from your knuckles up your arm to your shoulder. Incorrect punching can result in a broken wrist, broken fingers, sprained thumbs, or any other amount of damage to your hand.
If your hand is injured and you must keep fighting, remember that the heel of your palm and your elbow are the two weapons your body can use effectively even when severely damaged.
4. Keep your head up.
Do not lower your head in an attempt to protect your face and swing like a wild man. This is extremely ineffective because you can’t see where your opponents attacks are coming from and it also severely weakens your punch. Punches thrown with your head down only involve your shoulder. It’s nearly impossible to get your body behind them for any real damage in the unlikely event that you connect with something.
This does NOT mean that you shouldn’t protect your face. By all means protect your face. Keep those fists up so they have to go through your hands to get at you, but don’t make the fight about trying to avoid getting hit. If you make him afraid of getting hit, he won’t be worrying about hitting you as much.
5. You’re going to get hit. Don’t worry about it.
Unless you knock the guy out with the first punch (which is always the goal) you will probably get hit at least once. That’s fine. If you’ve ever gotten hit in the face you realize it really doesn’t hurt that bad. Your adrenalin will be pumping so hard you’ll barely feel it. You may get knocked around by a punch, but the pain comes much later, after the fight is over (if at all).
This brings me to an important point: Worry about hurting them, don’t worry about them hurting you. If they go for a punch, step right in and hit them harder at the same time. By stepping in you lessen the impact of their blow, move your body where it isn’t expected, and hit them with your forward motion. Your punch will likely be much more effective than theirs. This doesn’t mean don’t block their punches. If you have an opportunity to block, go for it.
Notice if the guy you’re fighting is right or left handed. Usually the hand that is farther back will be his strong hand. If the guy is right handed, I’ll usually wait till I see him wind up, raise my left arm up to block and pivot my body in for a hard right. At that point my opponent is usually extended and most off balance. Of course be careful of your opponent doing this to you as well.
6. The fight is going to the ground. Be on top.
Again, an obvious statement, but important. The fight will probably end up on the ground sooner rather than later. Most guys are better wrestlers than they are boxers. They will be looking to get on top and beat you without giving you a chance to fight back.
Likely your opponent will try a standard double leg takedown, or some ugly variation thereof. This gives you two options: take them down first, or wait till they try to take you down and counter. If you have any skill at wrestling, go for a take down. Remember, hard and fast, with no warning (just like with your woman).
Don’t half-ass a takedown. It’s all or nothing. If you get stuck down there he will pound your face in. Drop to a knee and drive through him hard. Pick him up or turn him 90 degrees to the ground. Most people screw up takedowns cause they don’t drive through when the guys sprawls out on them. Go balls to the walls, like everything else in a fight.
If he goes for the takedown first you have two options. You can sprawl out and beat his head in from your feet while he is on his knees, or you can try and turn him and get on top of him. Since my experience is more in grappling, I usually go for the turn.
This move is called a pancake, and if you’ve never heard of it, you should look it up and practice it at home with your buddies, so that it will come naturally when someone tries to take you down. Same with the sprawl. They are important tools to have. If you’re successful with the pancake you will end up on top of them. Get your legs around them above their hips and beat their face in.
7. Pay attention to your opponent and your surroundings.
If you know your opponent is a professional boxer, don’t try to outbox him. Try to take him down. If you know your opponent is an all-state wrestler, stay on your feet and don’t let him get too close. Scope your surroundings. Fights are won and lost by people losing footing or tripping over something.
Look out for couches, puddles, cars, etc. Pay attention to the shoes you are wearing. If you are fighting in sandals maybe it would be better to take them off and go barefooted. Having scraped feet is better than having a swollen face because you tripped in your floppy ass Rainbows.
A Few Notes:
On Weapons:
Someone may have one, keep your eyes open. This is the risk you take when you fight people. Most people don’t like losing fights and want an edge. Fights can get taken way too far, way too fast when weapons get involved. A fist fight may get you sued or community service. A knife will get you years in prison in for a first time offense. Act accordingly.
It’s tempting to use beer bottles across the head, but beware. Beer bottles can FUCK someone up. I once saw a kid get his eyeball knocked out from a beer bottle across the head. Don’t let it happen to you, and don’t do it to someone else unless you are ready to pay the potential consequences.
On Fighting More Than One Person:
Most likely a losing battle.
STAY ON YOUR FEET. Only so much damage can happen to you while you are on your feet. If you drop down, they will kick you until they decide to stop, which could be after permanent brain damage or death. Most people deep down are pussies and will hang back and let someone else lead the attack. If you are in a ball on the ground you aren’t a threat you are open season for even the biggest pussy to attack.
A guy on his feet swinging at anything within reach is a threat, and can make people hesitant.
DON’T GET CORNERED. Keep them all in front of you in one direction if you can. Back off till they come at you, then hit the closest guy as hard as you can. Continue backing out and hitting someone, backing out and hitting someone.
Don’t let them all attack you at once or you are through. If they rush you all at once, try to hit through the outside guy and circle till they are in front of you again.
Remember you are at an extreme disadvantage, your only tool is to keep them intimidated and unable to coordinate. Single one guy out and try to take him out in one punch then move to the next. Let no one get behind you. A good punch to the leader can make a small group think twice about attacking you again.
When fighting a large group, your only chance is to stay on your feet long enough to run away.
On Locations:
Don’t fight in clubs or bars if you can help it. This is where a lot of fights happen, but it’s also where a lot of people get arrested.
Don’t fight in deserted alleyways where you can get shanked and no one knows who did it.
BOTTOM LINE:
In a fight strategy goes out the window fast. Nothing is substitute for experience. Keep your head up, your wits about you, and fight to win. Fight like you are fearless and all you care about is beating someone’s face in. Hit with everything you’ve got and don’t miss. Anything less and you will lose.
170 responses so far ↓
1 Del // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Informative and mature article.
I have always found that avoiding facial blows that can cause serious harm even death is the smart thing, lets face it, you dont want to kill some one even if they come at you with a knife as you will be doing time.
I find a charge followed by a rising knee to the chest is enough to ensure the fight comes to a swift end. Also if you do feel the need to engage with your hands try to swing your elbow in after the fist, this way even if your fist blow is blocked, dodged or even missed a sharp elbow blow is enough to disuade any further attempts.
Also, if it really is a case of combat where either you or them (especialy multiple assailants) will get fucked over then a firm foot to the outside of the knee joint will result in the pack pulling back once they realise that you will cause injury to defend yourself.
No one wants to spend the next 6 months in a full leg cast.
2 Luke // Nov 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm
This is amazing thanks allot
realy helped me and hope i wont have to use it allthough i might soon.
3 creepa // Dec 13, 2008 at 10:15 am
yes this sounds very smart
4 Decla // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Thanks, useful article
5 yas // Mar 27, 2009 at 8:34 am
Aye I was at school yesterday and I was arguing with this boy all of a sudden he punched me out of nowhere! He socked me like a boxer would,2 real fast hits. My lip then forehead. Anyways he’s on the track team and I chased after him but he ran. I might see him tonight at a part. I hope I can use these on him…
6 trina // Apr 12, 2009 at 11:48 pm
man,
i’m 28 yrs old and thought my fighting days were over, but apparently not, just got into one last night. heh…yup use strategies like yours except i did pound that bitch in the face and then jumped up a popped her with a heineken bottle and it broke, but too bad she didn’t even bled. talking bout thick head ahhhhhh…i know it ain’t ova tho…cuz she got whooped haha! she’ll be back and be sorry again
7 veronica // Apr 28, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I just got in a fight like 30 minutes ago but ill use this to help me out.
8 veronica // Apr 28, 2009 at 7:48 pm
tomorrow the fight might happen again and thanks
9 Con-man // May 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm
wow, i recently got in my first fight (not including my one year of organized wrestling) and i was expecting a mash up of boxing and wrestling. boy i was a fucking idiot!!! it was just a pre-arangged thing, not really any hard feelings, but right out he charged me and and i got him in weird double handed head lock. i held that for a bit and i forget what happened but we got on the ground and he got me in a head lock and started gang beating me!!( i did not see that coming) i got out and forced a full cradle then someone started talking and i started talking too and we both losened up. this lasted for like 5 sec. tell out of no were he flipped out of my cradle and things started up again. round 2 was about the same but this time i through some punches. after round 2 i respectively got out of there. ( o and the thing about the adrenalin too true!!) thanks for the guild, with this, the experience and some other sites i found i will be able to kick butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 uiihisavvimghjhffkk // May 29, 2009 at 7:19 pm
ther is a bully at skool who has been giving me crap for no reason. he sez he gunna walk up and fight me 2 days befor the end of skool. i will probly lose cuz he is way bigger. idk any tricks. he is kind of a pussy cuz he only will fight smaller kids. im nervous
11 Aeron // Jun 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm
well , uiihisavvimghjhffkk, sucks to be you.
give’em hell if you could help it
12 myke // Jun 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm
a guy last night rode his motorcycle up behind me while i was walking with a female friend. he was talking shit so i figgured he was drunk, he told me not to touch his bike (which i didnt) then he pulled out a switchblade and pointed it at me. he put it back in his pocket and said he had guns in his house and for me to leave. i stood there and told him i didnt care he had guns and i wasnt going to touch his bike. he then wanted to shake my hand. for a second i didnt know what to do, i figgured he was going to give me the hand shake/punch. i am wondering if that would have been a good time to take affirmative action , beat his ass, take his knife , and the keys to his house with me. instead i stood there thinking of a way out of the situation for me and my friend. i stood sideways at him and shook his hand. now all i can think about is hurting him for scarring my girl, and possibly stabbing me or shooting me or her for no reason. i want to feel secure i can still whoop some ass when needed, during these situation and not get sued by someone with a lawyer. i am currently being sued for hurting someone that picked a fight with me and lost so getting involved in something like this makes me nervous, and i feel like i should never fight again because i might get in trouble for defending myself. should i had done something???
13 admin // Jun 18, 2009 at 8:43 pm
myke,
You did the right thing in your situation. If you are ever confronted and you have a more vulnerable companion, (ie. a lady, a child, etc) your first order of business is to protect them by getting them away safely.
If you were to be knocked out, or incapacitated in some way, whoever was attacking you would now have free reign to do whatever they want with your girl, child, or whatever. The badass thing to do in situations like this is not even risk someone else’s safety.
As for your legal trouble, I was in serious legal trouble from a fight as well, so i understand how impotent it can feel.
Save your fighting for things that really matter, when people you care about are in danger or something you think is worth going to jail for.
With a police record, you definitely aren’t going to get the benefit of the doubt, so just make sure you don’t go overboard. Punching someone who is harassing you is easier for a lawyer to defend then if you had mounted them and slammed their head into the cement a few times.
Remember, not fighting someone doesn’t make you a bitch. If you talk shit to someone then don’t fight them because you’re afraid of losing, that makes you a bitch. Not fighting some random dude for some ridiculous reason because you could go back to jail is just smart. In that case, allowing yourself to be drawn into an unnecessary fight would actually be a show of weakness.
14 bill // Jun 20, 2009 at 12:07 pm
lol used your advice and knocked some boy out at a park took my 3 punches two in the jaw then one in the temple he was alrite didnt have 2 go hospital
15 bill // Jun 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm
my = me
16 lol // Jun 23, 2009 at 10:31 am
good guide hopefully i dont get into a fight but if i do ill know how to counter
17 www.teenspot.com/profiles/young-g-122 // Jun 25, 2009 at 1:06 am
man yall aint talking about nothing im in the hood yal talking about all this grabbing and knee banging to the head. and hit him in the nose. nigga please. come to the M TOWN at skool we just start swing fast hitting in the face and grab and start slaming people into the ground and start kicking the face. we flipping in fights. just trying to kill some one. i been in a fight this year with a vicelord and i hate them VLK!!! so imma skip wat happing but we was fighting because hes dissing me u know so in second period we get bathroom break. im mad frowning up in my chair quiet all asuddon the boys on my side of the class like you straight miguel im like hell naw imma beat this nigga so everybody heard it they went and told him and he like bra i was just playing. and i said hell naw bra we gonna jaxk this shit out in the bathroom so wen we got in the hall. 3 go in at a time he went in im like imma get him imma go in now so he cant get out he went in and my teacher went down to the class to get sum i ran in the bathroom he was pissing he got finish i took off my kjacket i said yha wats up now he untucked his shirt and i start htiing my knuckles up against eachother and i was like yha swing sum he hit me in my face and my head went back i jst start swinging fast at his face trying to get his nose i was hitting him but my eye sight was blurry from dat hit and it was going so fast. so my sight came back he gonna try to graab me and hit me wich he did he hit me like two times i push that nigga and start smashing my fence on his head he put his hands up trying to block it but it didnt help so he squt down ands then my nigga was like stop nigga the teacher comming so i was like hell naw i want a rematch that nigga hit me in my face i look in the mirror my face was a little puffy. and it felt wierd i came out the bathroom everybody looking back at me ike dang he lost they was laughing at the fight and i told them dat i won he just got the first lick. and i gave him a bump on his face. but after thar at the end of the day we was cool i shook his hand and stuff and he said stay up i said ight u to. and im like im cool with that man after all this gang stuff nothing is to it im just rolling with CRIP anyway.
18 www.teenspot.com/profiles/young-g-122 // Jun 25, 2009 at 1:10 am
i mean at the end of the school year
19 Kristy // Jun 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
so this girl has been wanting to fight me for a really long time and she has fought a lot before and is suppost to be really good. I on the other hand have never fought before so i know i will probably lose. and i am very scared but i just told her i was ready to fight cuz i wanna get it ova with. but i really hope this helps me and everyone will be so surprised if i win. Thank you for the help.
20 joey // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:08 am
on youtube some guy was saying some stuff that really pissed me off so i dised him badly.it just happenes that the guy who wrote the stuff is my friends freind(hes not my friend anymore) and i told him dont tell him i wrote the comebacks and he said okay but walking back fron school with my mates i saw him with his older friends(including the guy who said those things about me) and said to me “hey here’s friendlydragonsnice”(the guy who pissed me off) and him and his freind share an account so its 2 v 1 but my freinds have brothers and i plan tp beat them up but im only just going into my first year of secondry school so im shitting my pants but im gonna talk to my freinds about there bros and see what they can do for me but still could you offer some advice?
21 kristi /badazz // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:09 am
thanz really helpful i already fite dirty an kinda lik a man but wen sumbody else wanna run up cause they think um jes sum weak lil girl ill hav sum up mi sleeve an if u need a weapon its obvious u cant fite or u a bitch so rememba if dey do getta weapon dont u reach 4 nun !
22 joey // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:11 am
omg im scared
crying face :’(
23 badazz // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:15 am
mi bad mistake i meant if dey dont getta weapon dont chu reach 4 nun !
24 Scrappy // Jun 29, 2009 at 3:29 pm
lol this is basic fighting a guy once had a fight in my college as soon as my mate punched him he grabbed his hand twisted it n snaped his elbow and bloodclat you call the info above pro? thats all common sence if you want to be a fighter learn to fight and i raped all your mama’s
25 Steven // Jul 1, 2009 at 3:47 am
Hey, thanks for putting this out there, a lot of good insights. I boxed professionally and as an amateur….lot of sanctioned fights and a greater number of gym wars. Most of the guys I’ve fought were actually friends before, during and after the match. We would beat a pint of blood out of each other, but never any bad intentions. I have a pretty large number of friendships and realized that with few exceptions we met through fighting each other. But what I don’t get is why two strangers get hell bent about duking it out over some stupid in day to day life…like a place in line or a seat on the subway. Almost without fail I’ve discovered that the guy instigating a fight in day to day life knows absolutely NOTHING about it. The one time I was confronted by a guy like this I told him to walk or I’d break his nose. He kept coming at me so I broke it with the hardest left I could throw. He starts screaming “you broke my nose fucker, you broke my nose” and all I could say was “I told you, stupid”. Unless someone is attacking, robbing you or trying to hurt someone I can’t understand why people resort to fighting other than for the pleasure of an agreed upon match.
26 canttouchme49 // Jul 14, 2009 at 8:59 pm
man, I’m tired of getten pushed around at my school. When summers over I’m gonna kick every one of there asses using this guide.
(ive already kicked someone elses ass over the summer using this guide as well.)
ps. If theres a lot of pushing in your school
(like in mine) and you dont want to get close up a personal with the person your fighting, then when they go to push you, grab there arm with your weakest hand and pull them closer tord you. Then you kick them in there stomic, and while there bent over (even if juat a little) you upper-cut him right in the nose. (with your strog hand….of course)
27 zack // Jul 14, 2009 at 10:39 pm
thx il use this
28 will // Jul 15, 2009 at 11:04 pm
this was great, lady gaga sucks
29 Mike Wilson // Jul 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Nice one, I never thought I’d have to use these tips when I read it before, but I came home from a hard day at work today and my wife hadn’t made my tea. Bitch won’t play around no more. Thanks.
30 Scott // Jul 20, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I hope it don’t come to it, i’m not a fighter type person but this dude keeps talking shit and won’t let me see my girl cause he thinks they date, i’ve been in a few fights but not this serious losing is not an option for me, I don’t want to hurt him but I don’t want to lose her, if it comes to it I’m glad I read this article cause I ain’t backing down thanks for the help
31 leedsunitedservicecrew // Jul 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
u lot are pussys ill have a fight with u lot anyday i have a fight everytime i visit the football or as u lot call it soccer ill batter any of u
32 Pimp // Jul 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Yeahh boii I’m gonna go fuck this guy up at school tomorow!!!!!
33 YourAPrick // Jul 28, 2009 at 10:52 pm
HAHA youd get your ass beat real quick you fucking british cocksucker. Oh and soccer is fucking homo just like the UK so eat a dick and stop being a PRICK
34 Mike tyson // Jul 29, 2009 at 2:45 am
if all else fails bite his ear off
35 Jamie lee // Jul 30, 2009 at 8:56 pm
how does this help a chick fully @ least…????
36 Jamie lee // Jul 30, 2009 at 9:00 pm
oh and I know how to kick some ass already soooooo ummm i just wanted to see if this would help me with this bitch… But you see I’m fucking crazy and I can fuck people up in so many different ways… you should just also but REAL! fighting things in there for chicks to I”m not saying this isn’t really help full it is and I’m not saying that this isn’t real i just would like things for chicks too:) just a suggestion
37 Careful guys // Jul 31, 2009 at 6:14 am
Hey all. For all those who want to fight to prove a point,think twice cause u could loose.1. You re not really trained for street fighting.2. Poor adrenaline control.3. You could die from mistakes or miscalculation.4. Poor defence techniques & weak reflex action due to less or no practice at all. Fight when only it is inevitable & you re left with no options. NOTE: Once you engage,fight with your mind,heart,thought(wisdom) and all your might. DO NOT FEAR!!!
38 ieisha johnson // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:21 pm
so ima fight a bitch tomorow and i guess shes fought alot so i read this shit and it seems like it would work but i have never fought so idk… but yea im a sophomore and shes a freshman but i heard she has fought alot oh and can there be a gir; version of this, just sayin lol
39 joe bilson // Aug 7, 2009 at 9:57 am
From experience, if you know your going to fight always hit them first. Best defense is a good offense and to the “gangster kid” if your trying to sound like a bad ass maybe you should leave out the part where you wanna beat his ass during a scheduled “bathroom break” in 2nd period. because the only grade a remember getting bathroom breaks in was the 6th.
40 Iain // Aug 12, 2009 at 11:42 pm
My main move in a fight is when i put up a basic guard, wrists at neck level and left arm in front. the most common hit is the right hook, so when it come around, i put up my left arm to block it, step in towards him and deliver a hard right hand. some kid wants to fight me, but im in year 9 and he is in year 7, and he is under half my size so im just gunna wait for him to make the first move, then either push him over, or, if its a right hook, do as i said above
41 Travis // Aug 15, 2009 at 7:48 am
i was at the skate park the other day and a drunk asshole entered the park all hot n shit. he was lookin for a fight and my friend josh who is ten was talkin to him and tellin him to leave. im 17 so i went up to the kid and told him not to fuck with josh otherwise me and everyone in the park (40 or so people) was gonna beat his ass. SO the guy was like aight man im not gonna beat your ass. then he said ” aight josh just give me daps” josh didnt, which really pissed the guy off. the drunk dude said “give me daps or ima punch you in your fuckin face little man.” Josh being the fearless little shit that he is said” i dont give a shit if you do punch me mother fucker!” So the guy shoves josh off his skateboard onto the ground and the entire park starts gang-raping his ass for ten minutes. he was knocked out by a skateboard to the temple then the cops came
people shouldnt fuck with little kids
42 School boy // Aug 24, 2009 at 7:03 am
There’s this guy in my school who’s giving me crap just for nothing. He’s not bigger than me and he isn’t strong (so I think I might have chances of winning), so what do you all think I should do? And what would be a good place for it? After school or just in front of everyone…
Thank You for the Advice
43 Torin // Aug 24, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I just got in a fight yesterday with a Senior in High School, I graduted last year. I told him to hit me and he stared at me for a second and smacked me across the face. It hurt like a bitch and my adrenline started pumping but I turned my face back to him and grinned to freak him out, then glanced behind me as though I was going to walk away but then shot myself forward, slamming my elbow into his face using both arms and my whole body as a smooth projectile. He went down on the ground and I walked forward and held his arms down and bashed my forehead into his face a few times, but he shot his knees forward and knocked me off balance and I stumbled forward. He got up damn fast and tried to charge me, but I side-stepped him and pushed him forward and he lost his balance and fell into the street. I ran forward and GRABBED the BACK of his shirt and pulled it over his face, it WORKED PERFECTLY..! He had NO IDEA what was going on as I slammed my knee into he back then shoved him on the ground. The best part.. HIS GIRLFRIEND was watching the whole thing, rofl. Anyway, I told him his girlfriend was pretty and walked away. All this because I commented on her facebook picture that she had a nice smile, LOL.
44 DAN91 // Aug 26, 2009 at 12:24 am
Got jumped by a couple of guys a few weeks ago. luckily i got the upper hand and done the most damage, but still got hit pretty hard. took the sucker punch, and came back harder, which is the best advice anyone can give on any of these things, hit them harder, and dont fuck about, just keep hitting them hard until they wish they hadnt fucked about with you.
great article, not like the other bullshit ones which are all about either running away, or magically learning kung fu.
45 School boy // Aug 31, 2009 at 4:11 am
Problem solved^^. I think the guy found out about the fight and came and apologized for being an ass. After that he’s nice to me
46 john mich // Aug 31, 2009 at 9:53 pm
im a realy strong 19 year old kid who kills the punching bag>>but in road rage i get all nervouse and weak>>y
47 zack d // Sep 3, 2009 at 8:03 pm
thx helpd alot
48 Andrei // Sep 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm
thanks im probable going to need this ccuz this pussy dosent like me to go out with this girl o well at lest i had the balls to ask her out
49 Martay // Sep 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I am 65 years old next month and havn’t had a fight in 30 years This was very informative as i notice people have no respect for old guys any more. It used to be my first move was a straight left to the bridge of the nose….I thank you for the reminders and the best to avoid a fight
50 MMA // Sep 11, 2009 at 2:50 am
i’m training in my spare time to be an mma fighter. i only go to my gym 3days a week and hardly ever make it to my bjj, but i’m a purple belt almost at brown belt level and this is a good guide. and for those comments about people getting in your face, if someone ever gets in your face stick your leg through and behind there’s and push them. but be balanced with your non tripping foot outside of the opponents food that is not being tripped. for most people, that’s the end. they’re on the ground and you’re free to get on top of them and beat the fuck out of them. yuuuuup. i’ve fucked like three stupid assholes up this way.
51 dublife. // Sep 11, 2009 at 11:18 am
whats the story this guy wanted shit cash! so i said come up to me,he said alrii but the thing is he said he was sum1 else..i didnt kno so he came up with another guy and he looked at the bags of weed an held them up high above his eyes an punched me loads times i wuda hit em back but he got me unexpected and he was with anudr lad they both hit me loads tyms swer tgod…so i rang my dealr he rang dat guy up sayin he was gona cut his face if he ever saw em ,he wudn see anybody only a blade across his face! im afraid if i did anytin to dat guy or win the fight he’d stil cum after me…!! so that guy moved outv town..so months on stil havnt seen em an havnt got the fuckin cunt back his ex bird ……. tex me an i was textn her i was gona go wit er but didn hapn..that guy text me sayin “wen i see u im gona knock u out trust me il find u” stil hasnt found me isit wrong if i got em an smashed em up wit a hammer teach em a lesson..but thas not the point the point is dat if the cunt was drivin by an hopd oudv a car im on my own its not that i feel nervous i duno i jus keep thinkin bolox..im gona get smacked isit gona hrt havnt got into a fight in ages ..how do i get over this fear im grand normally help us out sound bud!
52 Aye // Sep 13, 2009 at 1:12 am
I just got in a fight yesterday with a Senior in High School, I graduted last year. I told him to hit me and he stared at me for a second and smacked me across the face. It hurt like a bitch and my adrenline started pumping but I turned my face back to him and grinned to freak him out, then glanced behind me as though I was going to walk away but then shot myself forward, slamming my elbow into his face using both arms and my whole body as a smooth projectile. He went down on the ground and I walked forward and held his arms down and bashed my forehead into his face a few times, but he shot his knees forward and knocked me off balance and I stumbled forward. He got up damn fast and tried to charge me, but I side-stepped him and pushed him forward and he lost his balance and fell into the street. I ran forward and GRABBED the BACK of his shirt and pulled it over his face, it WORKED PERFECTLY..! He had NO IDEA what was going on as I slammed my knee into he back then shoved him on the ground. The best part.. HIS GIRLFRIEND was watching the whole thing, rofl. Anyway, I told him his girlfriend was pretty and walked away. All this because I commented on her facebook picture that she had a nice smile, LOL….
53 isaiah // Sep 15, 2009 at 6:32 pm
This is some good stuff ?THANK YOU)
54 Frank // Sep 21, 2009 at 7:59 pm
hey so i read this its alot of info on how to get hit. You did mention some shit on blocking. ive been in mma for a while now and it contradicts most of this. you actually want the fight to be under control, to your liking. so you analyze your opponent and only strike when you wont get hit back and when you wont miss. try to dodge and block as many punches as you can and if your opponent goes for a double leg take down plant your legs onto the floor and start beating the sides of his face around the cheakbone and land some knees into the nose. this will stun him/her and you can start going crazy go for vital places like the brow , temple, jaw even on the obliques, which will most likely gas your opponent. you dont always have to get close for a takedown you can kick his hamstring just above the knee and they will trample. if you really wanna fuck the guy up, put your knees on top of his arms[on the bicep] once you have him on the floor, so he wont be able to block then land as many hard punches as you can, this is a street fight , so the winner will be the one that gets the most bruises and gets more…well fucked up. and some advice on how to hold your hands, let your hands loose as your in guarding position and clench your fist when you feel contact when you strike. this will hurt your opponent more than itll hurt you. e mail me if you need more advice.
55 Brandon Noce // Sep 26, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I am having a problem at my school with a group of guys.
56 TapouT // Oct 4, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I’m 14 this kid that is 17 wanted to fight a year ago so I said bring it well I kicked his ass so bad he had to get his 19year old cousin to live there with him cause he was scared of me and now I think his family is going to move. My mom has called the cops on him twice for pulling a knife on her but I beat his ass even when he did have one and It was a 2 hit fight. I hit him,he hit the ground
57 JAY JAY // Oct 7, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I’m in eigth grade bout to go to high school and I used to be cool wit people callin me a nigga but one day I was looking at my life and thinkin I need to change. And I realized that nigga is a strong word. So some shit went down at school dude was callin me a nigga. It was funny in a couple of jokes but not any more. So I’m walkin home to my house and I’m walki. Through the park and the same boy called me a nigga. and my lil sister is with me I was gonna give his ass the fist but I’m not gonna fight with my sister there with me. So I go home and drop my sis off and tell my mom what went down. I was suprised my mom let me go to the park to fight him. I got there and he had left. So I waited till the next day. The thing is I know how to fight I don’t remember losin one. It’s that I haven’t had to seriously fight anyone in a long time .when I got home my dad was sayin that he was gonna call the school . Because that take racism seriously. My dad just did that to infom the school that he was giving me problems so when I fuck this kid up the principal won’t be like “but you didn’t inform me that he was given you problems” so when I beat his ass I won’t get in that much trouble. Next time he says somethin really racist I’m wuppin his ass and I dedicate that ass wuppin to you thanks. -JJ
58 sean // Oct 22, 2009 at 9:28 am
good guide for people that dont fight mate, only thing i think i can add is if there are hourds of blokes comin at you get down somewere narow like a allyway or doorway, numbers count for nuthin when there only cumin a few at a time = )
59 addda // Oct 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm
almost got in a fight fri and its monday and gonna see whts gonna happen tomorrow morning gonna beat some ass up
60 preety boy 24 // Oct 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm
im a trained boxer and athletic guy…i was confroted today by a pot head i knew i could beat easily but i got nervous with anxiety and punked out….i believe i had the flight or fight….but i now realize that the nervouseness is my adrenaline and that i should be fine after one hit……so if i was him i would watch out now…..thanxs…
61 shane m // Oct 27, 2009 at 7:07 am
im 16 the guy is 18 he’s a jumped up prick livin next door, my family are pissed off wit him n i am going to challenge him prob is he’s always with 4 of his bum boys so any other advice
62 matt // Oct 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm
im 14 and hes 15. i think im stronger but i wouldnt know how to start off. its not a planned fight but i wanna beat him up. im not good at takedowns and i rlly rlly dont wanna have a bad first punch. what do i do and how do i get a good punch in before he can notice the whole motion of a really strong punch?
63 Boredom // Nov 1, 2009 at 11:51 pm
This is great advice man. I’m going to add a little to it, it’s important to remember that a real fight is a lot different from a martial arts fight and just because you may have a black belt in whatever doesn’t mean you’ll be good in a real fight. I do a lot of kickboxing and when I got into my first real fight I was unprepared for the wrestling involved and got my ass beat.
64 Bode // Nov 5, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I have to fight the biggest kid in school ( he wants me dead) and now I have a chance to kik his ass
65 Justin // Nov 11, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I like how there are two people that are commenting on here… 1) the stereotypical dumb ass mother fuckers that just fight because of becoming the “alpha male”. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL. i.e. comment 17
2) The people (Like myself) that are actually thankful that someone took the time to put this up.
I am an amature MMA fighter but I have no street fighting experiance, I am not used to throwing “power throws”, I am used to paceing myself. Now typically people dont fuck with me, but when they do, they are either drunk or “experianced” street fighters. typically after a few punches to the jaw, a swift leg sweep, and a rear naked choke, these pussys are knocked out, however when you get a really good guy, it is best to just pound his skull in for a minute or two.
Thanks a lot man.
66 Samantha // Nov 12, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I moved to a small town not too long ago.. ive been fighting all my life ive only lost 2 maybe 3 fights along the way.. I move to this new town and this one girl starts crap with me.. we meet up. she hits me in my jaw without warning i kinda stumbled back a little.. I came back, tackled her down and beat the mess out of her.. i have never been taught how to fight or what to do in a fight. i just do what i have to do.. i have always been told though to let them hit first. Come to find out it’s hard to knock me out. lol.. but hey these things could really help me out too..
Samantha
67 BigJase // Nov 13, 2009 at 3:46 am
This Guide is useless, its obvious to hit as hard as you can, and to hit first. and this wrestling shit is crap. flipping someone on there ass is pointless when you can just knock there ass out. FFFFFFFUUUUUKKKKKKK
in the middle of a fight your not goin 2 think its all about instict and experience
68 Chriz // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:47 am
I can’t fight anyone without nearly getting kicked in the crotch. Thats a pussy move to win a fight.
69 torontothug // Nov 18, 2009 at 2:40 am
FOR ALL THE CHICKS.. punch ‘em in their tits. if that dosn’t work, kick ‘em in the vag. if still you’re unsuccessful, the bitch is probably sexually frustrated and needs a good lay. in that case, send her to my house!
70 JHON // Nov 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
im scared some kid want to fight me and im short. this kid is tall and he has been in 2 or 3 fights. i dont kno i should fight im or not. i have never ever been in a fight! so what should i do??? were in the same grade
71 Tom // Nov 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I am a MMA fighter. I think you have a strong minded manner with fighting.
72 bj "iron balls" mcballstein // Dec 1, 2009 at 9:25 am
you guys are fags. i’d kick every one of your asses with just my ass.
73 Josh // Dec 7, 2009 at 6:33 am
arguin wi this boy uva night hes like alot stronger thn me and alot taller if we fight tmoro thn am guna use some of these tips and try and whoop his ass
74 Matt // Dec 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
yo guys, the only fights ive been in were because i had to help out my friend…. Ive taken karate for ten years and im a first dan…. If u eva get into a fight and they are MUCH bigger than you take a cheap shot here and there…. guys will crumble wen u hit their “sweet spot” or if u hit them in the kidney…. I once got into a knifefight and i have the scars to prove it…. we were able to sue for 150,000 dollars…. there are serious consequences wen someone gets hurt so only fight if u need to…..
75 Alex // Dec 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I had a fight with this prick at school today. We’re same age (14) but i’m six foot and he’s about 4 or 5 foot. Beat him twice, first he hooked me twice in the face then i chucked him on the ground, when he tried to get back up i stuck the knee in his face. Round 2 more pussy punches to the face and a few attempts at the balls from him. I don’t touch him but he’s still up against the wall. He ran away after he saw he did shit to me and later my nose was bleeding a bit. Then he started spreading shit that i was crying and that he burst my nose. Says he gonna get me tomorrow but i doubt it. If he tries anything i’ll use the good ole’ right hand to the face then lay into him. The boy’s at a disadvantage anyway. I either kick the shit out of him or he beats me then my mates jump in and kick the shit out of him (he’s been asking for it for ages). Ever notice though that after a fight you think how you should have done it differnetly? I’ll post after school tomorrow what happens. I am very passive by the way and he’ll have to punch me a few times before i hit back.
76 jamila // Dec 28, 2009 at 6:37 am
thanks i will try to remember all that
77 riley // Jan 3, 2010 at 12:01 am
hey i dont really no y but im scared of hitting any1 and theres this kid that wants to bash me but i wont hit him if he confronts me and im scared so can u plz help me
78 Chaz // Jan 3, 2010 at 8:06 am
hey, thanks, amazing advice, best ive seen so far, i doubt it will let me match up to a 20 year old beefcake, when im 16 and hes twice my weight, but it will help when it comes to the assholes at school, no longer shall they steal my shoes xD lol
thanks dude xD
79 andy // Jan 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
i get into lots of fights cuz i have tourettes and its hard for me to control. i got into a fight at one at our basketball games and got kicked off the team…its bull shit…..plus my dads the coach!
80 Rocky // Jan 7, 2010 at 5:12 am
this is reallt useful thanks now i can beat my every friend who tease me
81 mike // Jan 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm
i was in a fight and i used this and i beat the shit out of him1!!!!
82 connor // Jan 7, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I’m in 7th grade, and some 8th grader from another school is given me shit about how I’m a pussy out of nowhere on facebook an I’d never met the shit before and I’ve never really been in a fight, but I’m a varsety wrestler and I think this will help me alot if I see him tomarrow. thx man
83 ADAM // Jan 14, 2010 at 8:13 am
there’s this dumbass who was taking the mick out of my dead uncle so i hit him in the tummy but i didnt know what to do next. so i pulled him on a table then left the room then he wanted a fight after school but didnt show but i think your info will realy help so thanks so much
84 Sam // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:11 pm
All you readers, dont think you’ll read an article and become the meanest SOB around, a real fight is a combination of speed, skill, strength and stamina.
85 amanda // Jan 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
fight after school todaee with ahh 6th grader i knoe i am ann 7th graderr buhh shesz like telling everyone imma box her so i amm; but she has like 4 other girlsz ahhaaaa’! well i hopee thiszz shitt workszz, (:
86 john // Jan 21, 2010 at 9:18 pm
yea. some fucked up black kid wants to fight me again. the first time i won. now i will use this info and combine it with my satanic anger. i fucking broke the kids jaw in like 3 places lol
87 jayson // Jan 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
im freshman and im fighting a senior tonight.
man this guy is like a foot taller than me. but i wanted to know how do people usually start a fight if they know its comin. like someone without training but they hav been in a lot of fights.
88 max // Jan 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
i’m dealing with some crap at school and this dude keeps talking shit and he’s all talk no game and. his freind is going to piss me off. sinse im a chick he thinks that i cant kick his ass and this should help alot thanks man.
89 rose // Jan 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
thanks man this should help me alot
90 Luke // Jan 24, 2010 at 10:46 am
Im 15. I only fight in self defence and it takes a lot to make me fight. But if this lad at school carries on being a **** I swear I’m gonna knock him sensless. What I will do is make him swing first so it will be called self defence, then I’ll duck his punch. My reactions are quite fast, probably because I play table tennis a national level. And then in my spare time I go to the gym with my mates, but I always lift light because I wanna build fast twich muscle, not slow twich. Now Is that the best thing for to do at the gym? And btw, iv always been a good, fast puncher and I sparr with my mates at home with gloves so I’m ok at boxing. Anyway, I could probably hit him in the ribs or the kidney then I’ll go back up to the face and bang him right on the nose. And I’ll punch hard just like you said. I could even cup my hand and slap him hard on the ear, cos that will disorientat him. Then that would mean I could take him down quite easily and pound his face in. (my wrestling could be beter so I need to work at it) Then once he’s out cold I’ll ask his mates if they want some cos there ***** with me too. Iv always been an aggressive fighter and I never seem to feel there punches, it’s probably beacause of the addrenaline. But I tend to go a bit too wild and I never remember the fight. I was once told after a fight that I kicked off with the guy that split it up, now I never even new that it happend cos I was so addrenalined up. Do you have any tips that might help me stay calm? Because I just fight on pure instinct. Good thing is though, Im not scared of taking punches and iv never lost a fight yet. I just wish I could use my brain in a fight, because then I would do even more damage. It’s just the addrenaline that needs controlling. btw I only fight in self defence, I never look for a fights. Please could you help me or give me a few tips on how to keep calm, because I’m not to sure that going wild is a good thing to do in a fight. And would that move where I cup my hand and slap their ear be a good move? (It’s the move that disorientates them). THANKS for all of your help
i hope you get the chance to reply to this and I’ll be very grateful if you do. Thanks again :)Â
91 admin // Jan 26, 2010 at 12:40 am
This is in response to Luke:
On the gym: Listen to your table tennis coach about what sort of training you should do, he would know more than I about what would be good for you.
Staying calm in a fight: This will only come with more experience. training in boxing or some other martial art helps tremendously here because your brain can become more accustomed to squaring off against others.
Other than that, if you know the fight is coming you can try slow deep breaths. They can have a calm, meditative effect sometimes.
I wouldn’t try any disorienting, Sherlock Holmes move in a fight unless you’ve used them successfully before and know what to expect.
I’ve never used or seen this used, and it seems the potential for it being done incorrectly and being ineffective are pretty high.
92 girlfriend // Jan 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm
sup im 14 and im sorta a comp geek im trying to go out with this stunning amazing girl and i seen this guide so if anyone starts shit with her ill be there : thanks
93 Fighter1278 // Feb 10, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I find if your against multiple opponents, the best thing you can do is just go absolutely APESHIT! Just swing fists, legs,elbows and everything you got a them. Remember, fuck one of them up badly enough, the others will get scared, and will have fear to contend with, as well as you!
94 Reader // Feb 13, 2010 at 4:11 pm
To Luke and Admin about the “cupping hang” technique, it definitely does work. In face it is considered a knockout blow. If you put your whole body into the swing of the slap it spreads the hit out to the surface area of your whole hand, resulting in a much higher chance that this will shake the brain and cause a knock out.
I’ve actually never been in a real fight but I’ve boxed a couple times, and I’m in wrestling, but I know a lot about it.
I’m actually getting into my first real fight tonight with this one kid at my school. Any pointers on what to do against a kid who is 7 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier? I was thinking that going for his ribs and abs would be a good idea until he lowers his hands then try to hit his jaw.
Hope you can reply to this, thanks!
95 Reader // Feb 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I meant to say “in fact” not “in face”.
96 anonymous // Feb 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm
i could really use this but wat do you do if ur getting jumped?
97 The tall dude // Feb 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm
first off i`m a tall kid 6ft doesn`t sound to tall but when you include me being 12 it is. anyway organized fights are common in my school any day there`s 5-6 fights on the football field after school once there was like a 30+ guy brawl. I usaly use a simple full nelson and slam them into the ground, i once broke a kids leg doing this, or ducking down grabing at the waist bringing them up and throwing them 8 feet away, only time this didn`t work was when i brought the kid up and he kicked me in balls i droped the little prick and one quick stomp on his chest which not only did it knock the wind out of him i broke two ribs. One fight happened in the hallway and some kid was roughing up one of my bball team mates so i charged the kid and slamed him into a locker…
can anyone say concussion.
98 Joshay // Feb 21, 2010 at 2:22 am
Hey, its like a 90% chance i am going to get into a fight this week. I am a year 8 not buff not skinny dude. I am going up against this pretty fat kid who has been talking shit about me and my family. What should i do? He has been in many fights before and hes won 2 and lost like 3. He is a black belt in karate . I need help.. and bad!
99 Tony // Feb 21, 2010 at 3:55 pm
If you’re going to have a fight in school make sure it’s in school where there are teacher’s around to split it up fast ending it fast, with a bit of luck you hit him/her once and it get’s split up = you won the battle.
Another reason is incase you’re getting the shit kicked back up into you and the teacher’s can interveine. Going to beat this fat kid who’s giving me shit at my new school for fuckall up tommorow. Gonna go straight into form room grab him by his shirt and head but him to the nose.
100 Tony // Feb 21, 2010 at 3:58 pm
@Max, I suggest instead avoiding the fight and going to the teacher, since it’s not nearly as shameful as a male doing it since you’re a female the male who’s giving you a shit time will be looked down upon by fellow pupils.
Rather than the boy being looked up on from fellow pupils if he was giving another male a hard time.
101 Joshay // Feb 22, 2010 at 2:43 am
Hey guys, me and this dude had the fight, this is how it went. He pushed me i turned and he punched me in the back of the head i turned around ducked his next hit and punched him in the temple. At this moment he was surprised and wobbly. So then he tried punching i ducked it and came in with a massive uppercut knocking him out and the ambulance and all came. The teacher waching didnt do a thing because he knew i wanted to do this so bad. So, i got a 24 day suspension because he threw first hit and the teacher didnt get fired and the dude i fought broke his neck. Awesome Resault! This guide really help’d. Thanks!
102 Joshay // Feb 22, 2010 at 2:44 am
Also came out without a scratch =D
103 Max // Feb 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Couple of kids at my school, verbally got into a fight with one of em specifically. He keeps taunting me, and he knows that Im gonna snap at him like a motherfucker when we get off at my bus stop. Im prepared to lose, and I have a knife to scare him away. Wish me luck
104 Luke // Feb 24, 2010 at 8:40 am
Thanks for your help, I have already been thinking about taking up boxing and it would be something I would enjoy so I think I will. Thanks
105 psymon25 // Feb 26, 2010 at 8:05 am
I have been fighting (bare knuckle) most of my life, always thought it was the way forward and all men should be this way.
But can tell you I would not now raise a hand to anyone have recently take a punch to the face and walked away, I knew i could slaughter the guy but not worth it; if you cannot walk away or family is in trouble then game over do the f****r.
Long story short, hit a guy 4 years ago he went down so hard, hit head and died 3 times en-route to hospital- lucky for me he lived and due to other reasons all charges were dropped…. realised then could avoid it if required.
106 Brady // Mar 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm
hey thanks for the advice on how to fight i have an upcomming fight with my friends. we just started this “fight club” thing. i cant wait. this reminds me of my first time punching someone in the face. it was some fat retarted hillbilly that hit me with a hockey stick in gym class so i took a baseball bat that was on the ground and went up behind him and put it around his neck. i drug him out of the gym into the hall and then let him go, he backed up. i went after him and punched him in the nose.MAN did that feel good. well anyway he starter to cry and so i just laughed at him and called him a pussy. then i walked away and he wont mess with me again. by the way that was in nineth grade. oh i love high school.
107 Ninja // Mar 2, 2010 at 3:33 am
I will fight tomorrow and i will use the advices.
im really really pissed because he embarrassed me on a social site. i will beat him in a pulp if i can… but im a slight nervous
108 Brady // Mar 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm
today me and my friends all fought each other it was fun. i fought this one guy and he came at me and knocked me over but i got on top somehow and was punching him on the back and side. then he tried to get away and i got him in a weird position and picked him up about waiste height and fell backwards with him as i fell i through him over my head it was awesome! he hit his head pretty hard and then he gave up. my friends were amazed that i kicked that kids butt. andi am pretty thin. i am also about 6 foot 1 inches tall. it was fun
109 Joe // Mar 4, 2010 at 12:19 pm
hi, got this situasion at school… A guy did not want to leave my girl alone so i just pushed him to the wall after telling him to stay away… Well now his friends, that is older than me, wants to beat me up… What should i do?
110 Hello // Mar 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Ahhh, this brings me back to my first fight.. it was actually with my best friend, what had happened was he had been pissing me off for about a month straight, trying to show off to his girlfriend i think (this was like 4 years ago) Me and him were roughly the same build (though he was slightly taller than me) so i asked him for a fight, we met at the quarry, there were loads of people watching but they were both of our friends, as soon as i got there he ran into me full speed knocking us both to the ground, as this was my first proper fight i was in shock. I staggered back up where he then got onto slightly higher ground and continued to kick me in the chest several times, i was winded, he ran over to me grabbed me by the skruff and pinned be onto a big rock, at that moment i knew things had gotten serious, my instincts seemed to kick in and i flipped him over me onto a different rock, i then smashed his head of the rock twice, and punched him in the face 7 times, just as i was going for the finishing blow he moved his head and i punched the rock full force, conjoining my wrist muscles into my hand muscles, my whole hand was paralysed, no amount of addrenaline could of tooken away to pain, he then proceeded in his concussed state to smash me into the ground and kick me in the head repetitively for 3 minutes, the fight then got split up and we became best friends again 3 months later:L we talk about the fight for a joke nowadays and always have arguements, on his side he says he would still win, on my side i said the fight could of gone either way and that he was fortunate to of moved his head in time.
111 desmond // Mar 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm
see but i get gassy when i fight so write me and help me
112 hollywood // Mar 7, 2010 at 1:52 am
i liked some of the pointers but buyer beware: elbows and knees can get you ADW charges (thats assault with a deadly weapon) and thats a felony. i know this cause a friend and i got jumped by some guys outside a bar on sunset and even tho it was 2 on 5 after we got arrested the cops later told me a couple of the guys were considering going ahead with pressing felony adw charges instead of the lesser misdemeanor charge of brawling. luckily these guys wised up that it was 2 on 5 fight and the other 3 werent interested on getting charges pressed against them due to the fact that if i was going down i was pressing charges too. the eye gouging works really well too. id like to add that u can even a walk away from a multiple v 1 fight if u take it to a psychological level. what i like to do is grab the first guy and from any position lock his head close to mine (this keeps his friends from kicking or hitting u in the head as much) and as i gouge his eye(s) i whisper into his head that hell be blind after this fight, that his eye will burst inside his head soon, that i hope he remembers what his mom looked like, etc. and i finish up with “i will stop if u tell ur friends to get off”. thisll give way to him screaming like a girl for his friends to get away and when they are far enough, right before i split, i like to drop an elbow just as a reminder (also to keep him from having any second thoughts and trying to grab at me) THIS DOES NOT WORK IF THEY HAVE WEAPONS. but i LIKE ground fights and am a faster runner than most people. if u are a stand up brawler i recommend: eyes, nose, throat, balls. successful attacks on those almost guarantee a win as there is no workout thatll bulk that up. yeah its a cheap way to fight but i like looking pretty and not getting the shit beat out of me by some guys with lesser scruples. enjoy!
113 hollywood // Mar 7, 2010 at 2:01 am
sorry just to clarify: the reason why elbows and knees are considered felony ADW is cause somebody filed them under “Intent to Cause Great Bodily Injury”. eye gouging, trying to tear out a trachea or crush a larynx fall into this too. so while your doing what your doing take this into consideration before employing said tactics. chances are, however, if its a multiple v 1 kinda fight nobody will be pressing charges unless u kill a guy, so have at it.
114 ashley // Mar 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Man im finna beat this fat ass. ay if the person is fat and your skinyy like a twig who will win ?
115 Brady // Mar 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
hey desmond you just need to use your gassyness to your advantage
116 Robert // Mar 9, 2010 at 9:33 am
cheers m8 . found this guide useful when I got squared up to in school . totally beat the living hell outa’ him.
: )
117 trent // Mar 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm
i got into a fight about 2 months ago and by using this guide i beat the living shit out of him about2 weeks later he picked another fight with me he was saying that the only reason i won the first fight was because some guys were holding him back but when we fought again i won again and beat him even worse and he headbutted me and bust open his own head and left me with a bump
118 Dan // Mar 20, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Hit hard. Hit fast. Hit often.
119 chris // Mar 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm
this guy wants to fight me in he is a strong guy so imma try my best to win i will tell every won how it gose
120 chris // Mar 22, 2010 at 2:42 pm
i win
121 chris // Mar 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
it was this guy that wanted to fight me in it was my first fight in i won thanks
122 mikey // Mar 23, 2010 at 1:26 am
thanks for the article. I got into a ‘fight’ last year, where the guy tapped on my shoulder as i stood at the bar, i turned my head and got a punch straight at my nose. ended up going down 2 the ground somehow and getting kicked. in the end 2 of them got arrested, and i had some fairly bad bruising for a couple of weeks.
lessons learnt: dont get drunk off ya nut at a bar.
and dont fight in a bar cos u will probably get arrested
123 SPRM // Mar 25, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Hey im 14 and my friends have been pickin on this kid and apparently he wants to fight me but hes really fat and i could break like a fucking twig especially with this shit his name is Shawn Heiser and his little friend wants to hit me too so this will be fun and im going to beat the shit out of him tomorrow So if ur out there Shawn and u read this tommorow im going to beat the shit out of you
124 SPRM // Mar 25, 2010 at 5:31 pm
and chris if u posted ur first post at 2 41 how could u have won in 1 min. cause it sais ur next post was a min after words i should beat the shit ot of you
125 John // Mar 25, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Thanks for this. A kid at my school got extremely mad at me over A tiny issue and now wants to fight me. I am a 6′3″ 280 lb. Nose tackle but have not been in a fight before so if this kid suckerpunches me I will know what to do.
126 Elias // Mar 30, 2010 at 12:32 am
For all the retards and minorities who keep insisting that punching wildly and crazy is the best method, keep in mind it is only the best method when fighting other hoodlums in the ghetto. All it takes is a few steps to the side to get behind you. Chin up
127 Brady // Apr 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm
i was in a fight today. it was like a friendly fight, we arranged it ande it was still awesome. i completely won. we started out like trying to get the other person down to the ground. i was on top the whole time beating his rib cage in and then he punched me in the nose and so i started to punch his face. the fight went on for a long time. we video taped it and the video was like 3 min. long! that might not seem like a long time but when you are punching as hard as you can and getting punched hard as he can, you gettired fast. if you have been in a real figght you know what im talkin bout. after he begged me to stop we got up and like sat down, we were beat. haha get it. well later he lifted up his shirt and his back was bleeding where i was punching and kneeing him and he had actuall fist prints on his chest and stomach. i was so proud of myself. all i had was a really sore nose, partially swollen lip, and i screwed a already broken pinky up. but other that that it was great! i love to fight it is so much fun. my friend that recorded it said that i got at least 50 solid punches in. and probably about 120 punches total. he threw about mabey 60 total. most of the time he was on the ground with me pounding in his chest, ribs, and stomach. i only hit him in the face about 4 times.anyway that was a lot of fun and i want to do it again.
128 Brady // Apr 1, 2010 at 12:17 pm
i wwas as in a fight today. it was like a friendly fight, we arranged it ande it was still awesome. i completely won. we started out like trying to get the other person down to the ground. i was on top the whole time beating his rib cage in and then he punched me in the nose and so i started to punch his face. the fight went on for a long time. we video taped it and the video was like 3 min. long! that might not seem like a long time but when you are punching as hard as you can and getting punched hard as he can, you gettired fast. if you have been in a real figght you know what im talkin bout. after he begged me to stop we got up and like sat down, we were beat. haha get it. well later he lifted up his shirt and his back was bleeding where i was punching and kneeing him and he had actuall fist prints on his chest and stomach. i was so proud of myself. all i had was a really sore nose, partially swollen lip, and i screwed a already broken pinky up. but other that that it was great! i love to fight it is so much fun. my friend that recorded it said that i got at least 50 solid punches in. and probably about 120 punches total. he threw about mabey 60 total. most of the time he was on the ground with me pounding in his chest, ribs, and stomach. i only hit him in the face about 4 times.anyway that was a lot of fun and i want to do it again.
129 Brady // Apr 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm
sorry i posted that twice it didnt work so i tried a couple more times
130 bob evil, uk // Apr 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
Hey, clear unmacho advice that gets to the point.
In certain parts of the UK you can expect to brawl at least once a month. The simple truth of street/bar fighting is that its messy unprepared and viciously dangerous. Where possible avoid it- I’m not talking about running away like a little girl. But sometimes the right look, and the right attitude can make people back down. Most people who start shit are just opportunists hoping to scare someone or get an easy victory, give them a cold stare make it clear your not afriad. Failing this smash thier face in as hard and as fast as you can, never throw just one punch. Rapid fire, one,two three. one two three. Even if your punches arent powerful, its hard for them to hit you while they are getting digged in the face.
131 Jhonny // Apr 6, 2010 at 4:12 am
Good article, thnx. I used to fight not so many times, but as far as i remember, and as far as i was told by my friends - i was just turning off my brains and acting like really little crazy motherfucker. I was beating anything and anywhere, but that was lasting for 1 minute max
Usually i was winning all the time 
but i;ll try to make use of your tactics aswell 
but being a psycho is a perferct way imo
132 Angelo // Apr 23, 2010 at 10:55 am
I got an interesting situation…Im an American in Brazil for the moment, and there are a couple of third world- monkeys who think theyre gangsters walking around the streets at night. I plan on telling on of them how i feel about them and knock one of em out with the first punch. Ill also be impressing this Brazilian chick i like right now. Ill show my friends not to be afraid of a couple of teenage gangsters and say what you think.
133 Andy T // Apr 24, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Hahaha this is gonna be sweet a guy owe me 200 dollars he refuse to give them back i am 15 years old soon 16 im gonna crush his face like a tomato i will update this comment in 3 days and tell how the fight did go if im gonna fight him
134 dude // Apr 29, 2010 at 3:59 am
thanks man tomorrow i got a fight and i have to win it so thanks for your tips i will use them. i will again comment after i meet you after 5 years or near
135 Chaz // Apr 29, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I’m gunna kick this faggets ass. Its not anything special since he’s weak as fuck. But, he’s always hanging with some other kid who is stronger than me. Good thing I got a strong pimpass friend to back me up if i need it.
136 simpleguy // May 1, 2010 at 11:34 am
im 25, i need to be angry to win a fight. normally people say shit to me and i dont react.. the 1 time i did react was when someone grabbed my brothers throught… i knocked him to the ground with 1 punch.. jumped on him and punched fuck out of his face.. he was trying to protect his face. his mate was hitting my head from behind but at the time i diddnt feel a thing.. apart from that i normally shit myself.. dont know what to expect… damn wish i could get angry like that everytime…
137 Billy // May 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I never fight uptop i am a ground guy i stay up top dodge a punch or to and go for a keg and flip or a firemens caryy some times a head and arm i suggest waiting for the blind punch and go in for the head and arm and hip toss. Why? because if you control his head and one arm on the ground all u have to do is either wait untill hes tired or go for a suffication tap because he will tap in a fight your worried about wining not breathing so as soon as you cant you freak out and if he taps you would of won ! But what about that other arm one armed punches dont hurt when your on the ground its no force so dont worry about it!
138 Steven // May 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Man I did some real A** whooping defense out there. Here is the story…I was waking home form school when this “Cool kid” (Justin one of those guys who talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk).
He said hey dic* face! I said excuse me? He repeated. I got up close he gave me a pop on the cheek it didn’t hurt…so I gave him five punches in the face and a knee in the groin. The coward called a few “friends” I guess they just waned to see a fight, so we got a huge crowd…I got a bamboo stick I almost tripped over and I beat the crap out of the sissy. By the way this happened at a creek by MY house. Then all his “Friends” tried to beat the crap out of me so I took some of this squishy stuff I found in the water and I chucked it at em’. They fell back because it tasted to bad. Then I used the bamboo to my advantage..So then I was in court…I had a good lawyer. He was the one who ended up getting sewed.
139 to simpleguy // May 8, 2010 at 8:07 pm
thats a good thing. only fighting when you get pissed off is good because it means you’re only fighting out of necessity. people talk all the time about being badass and being able to whoop anyone but the real badass is the guy who rarely fights, but tears ass when he does.
btw great article. very smart, mature, and realistic.
140 Charlie // May 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Too true that you should try and just walk away. Like the author said, it’s always the smartest decision to walk away, but it doesn’t always work like that. I’m 21, grew up in a rough city, and ways always a big guy (I was 6′5” by the time I was 15, 6′10” currently). People liked to try and provoke me because of my size, you know, the whole little guy-big guy complex. Dad is a huge boxing fan and his favorite thing was to teach me how to box, so I grew up knowing how to fight. I’m a quiet guy though, so walking away always seemed the natural option. There have been times when I was forced into it, boxed into a ring of people with one other person or backed against a wall by two or three guys. I’ve won and i’ve had my ass handed to me, but if you fight enough to have any practical experience you’ll have gotten beaten at some point. This is a very well-written article for the subject, very good advice. Fighting fairly doesn’t really exist unless you’re in a sporting event. The shit you catch for fighting unfairly only lasts so long, but a spinal or head injury from being kicked on the ground could be with you for life.
141 lnani17 // May 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm
hahaha some of thiese people are clueless only fight when you know you are threatened grow the fuck up im only 150 pounds and havent lost one yet due to strategies like this article so fucking THINK not swing blindly like a dumbass
142 bubba // May 21, 2010 at 7:09 pm
thanks it helped me a lot i am always getting jumped by the same people so ill try this and hope it works
143 GFT // May 24, 2010 at 1:50 am
ooh this mofo was tuanting me yesterday and today he taunted me agen and i snapped at him and threw him into locker and the straight into his jaw as hard as i could and knocked him out ice cold with out getting hit once. EXTREMLY lucky but i know ill lose in the future
144 Justin // May 25, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Great tips! You see tommaro I have to fight a boy after school because i’m going out with his ex girlfreind and he’s been pissing me off about it so were getting into a fight. This is my first fight but I’m not feeling to confident because he’s bigger and stronger than me. I never realized how dangerous fighting can actually be, but my girlfreind won’t let us go to out of controll. But I’d like to ask if you think I have a chance because he has some freinds to help him but I have some freinds in a higher grade to help me, but I’m still nervous?
145 Justin // May 25, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Here’s some more details on the fight. Tommaro were ganna fight in the tennis courts near my school, 1 on 1 ( I think but we both got backup) but I don’t want to hurt him to bad and get in trouble but I want him to know he needs to fuck off. Were both in 7th grade, I’m about 5″2 he’s mabey 5″5 and I way 100 pounds, I have no idea how much he weighs but he’s deffinatlt stronger than me. Hes got atleast 2 people backing him up and I have 2 people for sure, one is a girl that’s my girlfreind freind and the other is my best freind. Were going to have a fist fight, no wepons and going to fight till people think it’s gotton too out of controll. Do I have a chance?
146 Justin // May 25, 2010 at 8:16 pm
I’ve herd punching them in the solar sumthing, sorry forgot what it’s called but punching them in the soft tissue below their chest, between their ribs is a good way to knock them put, would this be a helpfull move? And I herd of curling up in a ball and when the person your fighting gets close you stand up and headbutt them under their chin to knock them out, are these good moves to keep in mind, please answer my questions, thanks.
147 Jake // May 26, 2010 at 9:25 am
I hope these tips wud work out for long duration fight…. as i am gonna be alone against a big group…..
148 james // May 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
a kid keeps picking on me over and over again and i had a fight with him before i had him i punched and he was consunrating on the pain then we scrambled round on the floor and he got up and stared kicking and punching me and i didnt get up but pepole said to me if i did i would of won but know i dont know if i can win or not what shel i do
149 Sekander // May 28, 2010 at 7:56 am
U knw what realy pisses me of….group attack errrrr wtf ever happned to a fair one on one…..i never lost a fight in my life and i wod always mess the other guys face up…2 weeks ago one of my haters was calling me out to fight him on the end of my street…soo I’m waiting der and all u see is him and 2 other guys and a girl…I’m not gnna run away so I get of my bike and run up to all of dem trying to do as much damage as I can but obv I got beat…its unfair why people gotta be like dat and now this shits gnna get big till someone dies cuz I can’t sleep till I get all of dem back.
150 ashley // May 28, 2010 at 8:57 am
gr8 advice, sumone just hit me bout 10 mins ago and i diddnt react cuz i diddnt know how to control my nervusness and i came home and found this on how 2 fight, ill use theese tips and kick the motherfukin bastards face in on monday
151 Sydney Taivavashe // May 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
thanx for the tips,now i’m going to kick ass
152 Football player // Jun 3, 2010 at 10:43 am
So this guy has been talking shit to me for about a year and a half. They spraypainted my driveway and neighborhood sign and egged my house and I know they did it but I cannot prove it to the police. They’re on my football team and I only see them at football practice. Yesterday one of them grabbed my rear end while we were huddled up and the coach was talking to us and whispered in my ear “cock in the ass!”. I cussed him out threatening i could beat his face in. I know I’m overdue to beat the shit outta one of them, and I’m planning on fighting the one who grabbed my ass today at football later today. I’ve put a lot of thought into
this and I figured there is no ideal time to fight so
I’m probably gonna walk up to him abd say his name and deck him. My main dilhemma is that he’s fairly popular at my high school and I’m not all that popular. Also, he has girls all over him so to speak and Im afraid that if I fight him I will shoot myself in the foot with the chances of having a gf later on. Also, I’ve been depressed for about three weeks and I told my dad about what happened yesterday. He said he’ll support me all the way when the kids parents call or even if the coaches call (the coaches LOVE me btw, so I’m not worried about getting kicked off the team). So basically this kid is way overdue to get beat up and I’m gonna do it out of nowhere just say his name and then start duking it out. I’m just afraid the way I’m starting it is not right…
153 Football player // Jun 3, 2010 at 10:53 am
Oh by the way he’s a little reciever and I’m an offenseive lineman so I’m not worried about losing…
154 Football player // Jun 3, 2010 at 11:02 am
Also, I’m by no means a fat kid who plays O
line. I’m the big strong guy that all the douchebags love to mess with because they think I won’t do anything because I’m to
much of a gentle giant….
155 mattias // Jun 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm
hi, i am a boy 16. two years ago i got a really sucker punch right on the nose. i got hurt badly so the only thing i want to say is that with this help i will now fuck the guy up. TY!
156 Chris // Jun 11, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Sadly, monday i am expected to fight this guy, for the second time. And yes, he is no more than a 17 year old with an ego fueled rage. I read this whole article, and the first time we fought, i was tlaking to my fucking gf, and he fucking sucker punched me in the fucking back of the head. -__- I then just went in a rage, and just grabbed him around the neck, and told him to fucking stop.(he is a little taller than me, but i still manhandled him) Anyways, This article, i read it all. I seem to believe that your some type of fighting expert because this all makes 100% sense. And i am definitely going to use these tactics to defend myself. There is nothing worse than an ego fueled rage out of a 17 year drama prone boy. God its pathetic.
157 yosef salem // Jun 18, 2010 at 11:17 am
i got tell you man im in kuwait and there is this 16 year old boy from iraq and im 15 years old he is really an ass fucker we been in many fights and he always wins the fight ill use this and i hope this helps thanks (^_^).
158 Nick // Jun 23, 2010 at 6:32 pm
ah, this kid in my school bullies EVERYONE. he has like 3 friends that he got to fight for him, i got 3 as well. his friends are douchebag pussies, 1 of my friends is a 2nd degree black belt. this kid i’m fighting is fat and full of shit too, so im not worried, thanks for the tips.
159 Nick // Jun 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm
the only thing that worries me is its during school, he will not rescedule, and teachers are their. in my school the cops come if thier are fights, so im just going to try to intimidate him by throwing him or something.
160 Jazz // Jun 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm
XD dudes and dudettes, i got into a fight last night with some douche bag who is weirdly enough my friend on facebook ^^ il try and delete him later…anyways yeah i never thought of him as a fighting kind of guy (i dont fight much either, cuz im like a really laid back guy and i make friends really easily), hes like really timid a big build, bigger than me, anyhoo im still not sure what the fight was about, i think about my EX funnily enough…anyhoo yeah so i was using my mums mobile (no credit on mine) and he chucks it into a field (followed by my Rasta tobacco and green) when we were talking, i grabbed him round the head and let him taste my knee but as i was going for the 2nd one he punches me in the dick, bout 2 mins later we were on the floor i was underneath with him on top punching my face (which did not hurt at all, probz the adrenalin) and his mate kicking at my ribs but i could not for the life of me turn him over, but now thanks to this il pancake his ass, knock out his mate and shag his woman, who will probably end up giving me crabs LOL
161 swat // Jun 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
dude nice that will come in handy in the mob
162 Jack // Jul 1, 2010 at 8:57 am
One of the other things you can do is learn how to do a B-Twist / B-Kick because you can fucking launch yourself at them and fuck up their face with your heel, and feel like a badass at the same time. Damn near impossible to block
163 Jeff // Jul 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm
These are very useful tips to ensure confidence and tips over the reader of these, I just beat the shit out of some kid whos been giving me crap for the last week, I Box and I take Judo, but this game me motivation to pound his sorry ass in the dirt..
164 Evan // Jul 14, 2010 at 9:26 pm
i got in a fight 2 years ago.(i dont get angry easily and im not very violent or aggressive) the kid punched my arm a few times earlier and then grabbed me by my shirt and i punched him in the face twice and then ran away crying. but he somehow won the fight (i wasnt the most popular kid). i always underestmate myself and i might be getting in a fight soon. the kid is a twig and im not worried at all. it just brought up the fighting subject so i decided to read up on a few tips just in case. thanks for the advice on punching first, i already knew that i should do that though. it just gave me a new prespective on it
165 Ryan // Jul 17, 2010 at 5:22 pm
one thing i find quite useful is if the fight goes to the ground, attempt to move your knee into there throat, this somewhat disables them, then you can pound there face in and end it quicker
166 jamie // Jul 18, 2010 at 9:44 am
Some guy is after me for no reason and he carries a knife nd he nicks bikes nd stuff if i ever get in wid him what should i do nd he is neva alone?
167 Chase // Jul 21, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I was almost at a fight a work a few months ago. I am 22 and I think of my self as pretty strong. I have never been in a fight. (I did hit a bully in high school once but it seem like it did much so I Hauled ass.) My question is when the argument at work was escalating I started to shake and feel really nervous. But I wasn’t scared at all I was too mad. but once it was broken up. I was still shaking for almost 15 min and then started having stomach pain. any explanation?
168 John // Jul 21, 2010 at 9:47 pm
this is a very helpful, but what if your opponent has a gun.
169 Dawson // Jul 22, 2010 at 9:19 pm
great guide the girl i like’s boyfriend is being a jerk so i wanna be prepared to defend myself and her if i have to thx
170 ryder // Jul 28, 2010 at 8:16 pm
wait fighting is wrong you sould not just walkin around and whop some ones ass u should be cool if they hit you first i see but the vest way to win a fight is not to fight at all
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